1193

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the North American Man/Boy Love Association go a new tech support guy? He's an e-NAMBLA."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."

"Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?"" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."""

"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"

"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."

"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."

"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""

"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."