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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."
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"*gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS"
"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."
"Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"
"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."
"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."
"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"
"Before I got on the toilet, I was trying to look for toilet paper... And I almost lost my shit."
"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"