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Joke of the Day
"If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue"
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"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"
"Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high"
"I once killed an enemy soldier by cutting off his feet. I defeated him."
"Microsoft just announced French tanks are available in World of Tanks... I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse."
"What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common? They both like seeing the same thing a year later."
"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"
"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""