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Joke of the Day

"What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan"

"What cheese is used to block online streaming? Edam"

"SIRGEN = A Slut that acts like a VIRGIN"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"

"I registered as a sex offender.. ..just so I wouldn't have to wake up early to drive the kids to school."

"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"hey honey... ... you remember that really posh restaurant we ate at? 'sure... i guess so' ... what about that one time i undercooked the chicken? 'YES. EVERY DETAIL'."