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Joke of the Day

"after every snowstorm, animals must spend a few brief moments wonderimg if nature has claimed back the world and the humans have finaly gone"

"I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels"

"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out!"

"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"

"Take me down to the console city Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty."

"""Sexy role play.. I'll be a dentist."" ""I'm here for my appointment"" ""Did you book in with Karen first?"" ""No?"" ""Please leave, I'm very busy."""

"My girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes So, my girlfriend looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, ""I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby"".... so I poked her in the eyes."

"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."

"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."

"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."