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Joke of the Day
"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."
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"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"The next President of the United States of America, Donald Trump."
"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."
"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."
"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."
"Is bankruptcy spelled with one ""oh shit"" or two?"
"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""
"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"