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Joke of the Day
"How many pedants does it take to replace a burnt light bulb? Glass doesn't burn."
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"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."
"What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"My wife asked me 'What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? And if you haven't figured it out by now you'll never figure it out will you.'"
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"