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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."
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"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."
"I like my women like I like my coffee So hot I fill them with creme in 3 seconds"
"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."
"Proper grammar is the difference... ... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit."
"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."
"Yo mama so old That she's still carbon dating."
"Penguins can't fly. Sometimes I get bummed out thinking about that. But then I remember I don't have to clean penguin shit off my car."
"I always mean what I say. Sometimes, I didn't mean to say it out loud."
"What do you call a cow...? What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Strokin-Off"