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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage? A gristly bear."
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"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."
"Do you want to hear a short joke? One second......"
"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""
"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."
"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."
"What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball? A hypochondriac"
"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"