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Joke of the Day
"Take me down to the console city Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty."
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"Lawyers have feelings too.. ...allegedly."
"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"
"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."
"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."
"What is so good about dead baby jokes? They never get old"
"An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar... to get to the other side."
"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"
"*beats a guitar hero song on expert mode* *changes Twitter bio to ""musician/songwriter""*"
"Does Chewbacca use body wash or just shampoo and conditioner?"