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Joke of the Day
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
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"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the light bulb, two to make a documentary about it."
"Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half."
"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"
"I like my coffee like I like my..... women: ground up and in the freezer."
"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"
"How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer"
"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"
"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."