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Joke of the Day
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
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"Twitter is a good place to meet men. The odds are good but the goods are odd."
"As I dropped my child off at school today I said, be positive If the race war starts before I get back, that's your blood type"
"Why are fish so educated? Because a lot of them are in schools."
"It's been 14 seconds why haven't you replied yet"
"Women on twitter tell me my beard is hot Women in real life tell me where I can find food and shelter ."
"I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN"
"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess I should have put the oven on aloha setting..."
"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle* Wife - ""...."""""