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Joke of the Day
"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"
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"When I was a kid, my family was very poor... I remember my dad was cutting Onion and our whole family was crying. Poor Onion. He was such a good dog..."
"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."
"Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not."
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"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."
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