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Joke of the Day
"Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch."
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"What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas? ...Baaaaaahumbug"
"Apparently ""naked"" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?"
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."
"A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone."
"Why do geologists have children with birth defects? Because they practice relative dating!"
"What do you call a porno that involves incest, biology and foot fetishes? Suck Mitosis"
"A feminist once asked me: ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I responded: ""1080p."""
"Last week I walked up to Wayne Rooney at the airport and said,""How about an autograph mate?"" ""Sure."" He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him."
"I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. ""Mother fucker!"" My dad pops up, ""Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"""