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Joke of the Day
"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"
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"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."
"My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia"
"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."
"What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay? Heavy petting."
"Was told to turn on the water hose I was told to turn on the water hose. Responded ""I don't know anything about mermaid sexuality"""
"I married a dog. My wife is a bitch."