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Joke of the Day

"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."

"Girl you must be a freezer, because I want to put a dead clown in you."

"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."

"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."

"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."

"Hair Disorders by Dan Druff"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer!"

"My dog ate itself I think he's Asian"

"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."