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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"im dating: britney spears rn"

"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."

"It's important to distinguish between a seal and a sealion. A sealion is just like a seal, but it's either gained or lost electrons."

"Two Na atoms are together on the battlefield... One of them gets shot. ""I've been hit!"" he yells. The other one looks at him. ""Are you sure?"" He replies, ""I'm positive!"""

"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."

"A guy died while having sex He came and went"

"Lovers joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"