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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
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"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"" And a Scottsman says ""Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"""
"I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor. My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot."
"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."
"Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"
"A fun way to find bleach in your coffee is to tell me I'm turning into my mother."
"Never trust an anti-aging lotion that has an expiry date."
"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"
"Why are French snails faster than American snails? L'ess cargo"