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Joke of the Day

"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"

"Found a concert that costs 45 cents! ..... It's 50cent and Nickelback /mikedrop"

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've already lost three days."

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"

"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."

"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."

"I can't understand why the Nike store's ""vodka drinking couch pants"" are labeled ""yoga pants""."

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"

"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"

"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."