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Joke of the Day
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
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"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"
"Anti jokes A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is destroying his family."
"What do you call a fat man trying out a new tempurpedic mattress? The great depression"
"99 Camera walk into a Bar... The Bartender says ""GET OUT!! We do not serve cameras in here now get out!"" The Cameras say ""All we wanted to do was to take a shot."""
"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"I can spell relief with one letter P!"
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"
"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."