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Joke of the Day
"Did someone say ""purple""? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination!"
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"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"
"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."
"Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT Dog: probably eat the cat LOL Dog 911: LOL"
"What do you do if an Elephant comes through your window? Swim for your life!"
"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
"Woman Goes Doctor Latvia Woman go to see doctor. Doctor shake head and say, ""Six more days life then die."" Woman is feel sad. Woman asks, ""Is no thing I can take?"" Doctor say, ""Food."""
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."
"An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below. The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey."