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Joke of the Day
"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."
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"Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same? Because they have a tutankhamun!"
"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"
"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."
"What does Sting have in common with a snitch? They both sang at the police."
"Why has barbie never gotten pregnant? Because Ken came in another box ;)"
"My favorite childhood memory is not having a job."
"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."
"today I matched speeds with a car on the highway so I could make eye contact with a dog in the backseat"
"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."