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Joke of the Day
"If you eat enough ice cream your clothes will shrink. Weeeeird."
Next Joke
"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."
"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."
"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"
"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"
"Wanna hear a zoophile joke? So, this guy gets into a bar."
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
"A man goes to a job interview... Interviewer: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Man: ""Probably my honesty."" Interviewer: ""I don't think that's a weakness."" Man: ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"So this guy walks into a bar... JOHN CENA! LIVE AT SUUUUUUUUUPER SLAAM!"
"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."