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Joke of the Day
"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"
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"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."
"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
"Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm always very honest. Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck? [deleted]"
"""Walk it off"" does not apply to everything. Stupidity, for example. You're not walking that shit off unless it's in to oncoming traffic"
"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"
"Johnny Depp to play Tim Burton in the director's self-made biopic It will be the first ever interpersonal autobiography"