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Joke of the Day

"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."

"If a guy spread rose petals all over my apartment, I would literally look at him and just be like: ""I'm not picking this up."""

"what happens after kidz bop 68? are they gonna skip a number or just go for it or what"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."

"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."

"I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door."

"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."

"What do Porsche and Apple have in common? New product, same design."