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Joke of the Day
"His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them ""second class male !"""
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"Jew joke What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? They don't scream when you put them in a oven!"
"I use head&shoulders Me: I use head&shoulders frequently Friend: But you dont have dandroof? Me: Exactly!"
"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, its down the chimney."
"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."
"If you are on a low-sodium diet avoid my twitter because I AM VERY SALTY TODAY."
"I lied and told someone, ""I can't go to your party I have diarrhea."" I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me"
"I call seahorses just 'horses' and the brown, cloppity ones 'landhorses'."
"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."