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Joke of the Day

"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"

"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only."

"Mexican Word of the Day... Ebola ""Today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!"""

"Girls heres how to tell if a guy wants you for sex 1) He does"

"In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal"

"If I ever start a customer service company, I'm going to name it 'Hold Please'."

"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"*6 opens piggy bank* Me: wtf where'd you get all that? 6: mommy said I could take $1 out of your wallet each day bc you'd never know"

"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"