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Joke of the Day

"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."

"My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all."" she laughed. ""That's enough of the naked ones, please."" I told him."

"Look! I can do my ABC's backwards! -""go on then"" -""nahh CBA"" Credit to 'Fweng chweng!'"

"Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach... ... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers."

"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."

"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"

"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""