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Joke of the Day

"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement."

"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."

"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"

"Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie."

"My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees."

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"Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them."

"Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another."