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Joke of the Day
"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."
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"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""
"[Shipwreck Diary] Day 29: worried I'm losing track of time Day 4: nope. I'm fine"
"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"
"In case you haven't checked Facebook, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush!"
"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""
"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""