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Joke of the Day
"What did the cake say to the Pie? ""That's sweet, ain't it?"""
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"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
"A policeman just knocked on the door. He said, ""It looks like your wife has been in an accident..."" I said ""Yes but she has a great personality!"""
"Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? He was too far out man"
"A Mexican walks into work..."
"Q: How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job? A: With relish."
"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"
"All-Girls High School ""The number one most commonly used phrase in any all-girls high school is 'behind my back!' The second most common is 'right to my face!'"" - Celia Pacquola"
"I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series"
"Here lies IcarusIsNotLonely, upon his gravestone lie his last words: ""Oh fuck, a car!"""