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Joke of the Day

"Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve robots here"". The robot squints and says ""you will..."""

"Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!"

"Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, ""six plus"""

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"Owls always look like they've just found out that they've been cheated on."

"I saw a sheep give birth today All I could say was ""ewe"" (I know this joke is probably overused but I'm currently on a Bill Nye the Science Guy nostalgia trip right now so fuck the haters.)"

"Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Because then it'd be a foot"

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"How do you make an egg roll? You push it"