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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that harasses kids? A pit bully!"
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"My bucket list is just the words ""afford things"" written in orange crayon on a paper towel."
"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist... ... a black man might rob me."
"The local Chinese restaurant has creme brulee, but it's not on the menu. It's Secret Asian Flan"
"What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? A Bowl (B-Owl)"
"Happy St. Paddy's Day, everyone. I stayed in tonight. I'm not allowed to go out on St. Paddy's Day anymore. It's too much."
"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"
"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."
"What's the diffrence between Math and Emos? Math problems actually exist"