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Joke of the Day

"Two toothpicks are walking through the forest they come across a hedgehog. Says one to the other ""Look, a bus!"""

"what's that lassie? ""Bark"" Timmy's in a well? ""Bark"" and he's jerkin it? ""Bark"" he's looking at what?! ""Bark"" dude I've heard enough"

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"

"How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor? Comment after reading the article."

"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."

"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"

"When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head."

"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."