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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."

"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."

"Which alligator lives in the arctic? The refridgegator."

"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."

"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."

"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."

"In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life."