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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is like food... Not everyone gets it"

"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""

"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't like things as much as I do."

"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"

"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"

"why did Hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill"

"Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown? Because he had no depth perception."