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Joke of the Day
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
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"What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome? A Baked Potato."
"My GPS thinks we should see other drivers."
"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."
"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."
"Clinton is so crooked... She needs a Kaine for support. (Credit to: /u/medically)"
"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"