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Joke of the Day
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
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"My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar.."
"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."
"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."
"Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired."
"What did the Alligator say to the turtle? Can I bayou a drink?"
"What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease? A staff infection"
"Why are penguins so shy? They always get cold feet."