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Joke of the Day
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
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"Two men walk into a bar Ouch"
"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"
"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading ?? Telling your parents you're gay."
"I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel"
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."
"Rejected names for lumberjacks: -Woodroberts -Treedaves -Logjeffs -Forestbills -Timberjims"
"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"
"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"