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Joke of the Day

"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."

"Why are men typically smarter than women? They come across more things."

"Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT."

"""Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?"" - People"

"I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind... but I forgot it Radaway..."

"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... You're just late"