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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat woof? soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!"
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"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"
"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you are NOT going to like it as an adult."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"how do you reference your local humane society on twitter? ""##"""
"Telemarketer: Are you a homeowner? Me: How big are your lips? Telemarketer: .... Me: Your lips. Are they huge? *click*"
"What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I'm not Willy Nelson"