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Joke of the Day
"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"
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"Why aren't there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones' Locker? Dead men sell no snails!"
"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."
"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"
"Just said, ""Because I said so!,"" and my mom called demanding her royalty check."
"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""
"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."
"I didn't ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, ""synonym bun""."
"Did Timmy enjoy his first fried eggs? No, because he sat naked on a steel poll in 113 degrees"