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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"

"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"

"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"

"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."

"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."

"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"

"Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed."

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"The service on my iPhone is so bad I'm thinking of calling it my AOL phone."