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Joke of the Day
"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"
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"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."
"Beer is so smart that if you drink enough, right around your midsection, it builds a shelf for you to rest bottles on."
"If a hipster falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it"
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"a baby seal walks into a club.."
"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"
"That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on the bed and it bounces off 3 walls, breaks 2 lamps and kills a cat..."
"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."
"[first date] Me: *don't let him know you're the Mona Lisa* Him: You look nice tonight Me: *smiles ambiguously*"