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Joke of the Day

"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."

"If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"I gave a paraplegic a Rubik's cube... Left him completely stumped."

"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"

"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."

"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"If someone says ""I will do anything for you"" lean in really close and say ""There's a body in my basement and I can't eat it all by myself."""

"I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better."

"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."