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Joke of the Day

"a baby seal walks into a club.."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."

"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"

"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."

"sexist joke Why is a woman like a condom? Because they both spend more time in your wallet then on your dick."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !"

"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"

"How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette? Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you."

"If you can't handle me at my worst... Then good for you; I commend and respect you for setting healthy boundaries."