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Joke of the Day

"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."

"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."

"Your momma's so fat . . . She has to lift up the toilet seat to take a shit."

"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."

"Friends with benefits who are bad at sex ...are hard to come by."

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."

"Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites ! "

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"