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Joke of the Day

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."

"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"

"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."

"Today, I'm happy to say I am 12 years sober! Unfortunately it was only the first 12 years of my life and I've been drunk ever since."

"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"BOOK FACT: If you took every book in our store and laid them end to end you would be thrown out by security and banned from returning."

"Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and scream."