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Joke of the Day

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."

"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision?? A rip off"

"Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't I live just round the corner !"

"One social worker asks another ""What time is it?"" The second replies, ""I don't know, I'm not wearing a watch."" The first says, ""That's OK, the important thing is we talked about it."""

"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."

"Two muffins bakes in an oven... Then one of them says "" Damn it's hot in here!"" Then the other screams... "" AAARGH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"""

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"