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Joke of the Day

"A poet once gave a pigeon helium, and invented high coo."

"I'm going to do 100 lunges with my left leg within 2 minutes. It's going to be very challunging."

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"So a man was reported as having a gun turned out to be an umbrella He was armed and while the umbrella was open rather shady"

"My dad used to warn me about anal He said ""Son, this might hurt a bit."""

"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."

"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."

"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."

"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"