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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"I just did one of those ""what noun are you"" quizzes... and I got ""pedantic"", which is an adjective."

"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. I should have used aloha setting."

"Why did the Atheist fail algebra? He didn't believe in higher powers."

"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"

"I'm like Superman. When people see me out in public I'm always in the same outfit."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""