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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision?? A rip off"
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"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""
"Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off"
"What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit's finger"
"When does CPR become necrophilia?"
"What has a ring but no fingers? The former owner of a Note 7"
"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."
"As a Florida resident... at least I'll have medical marijuana to treat the fucking cancer this election has given me. I won't even need a lighter, seeing as the country is already on fire."
"What do you call a body with no nose? Nobody knows!"
"If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss"