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Joke of the Day
"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."
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"So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling. I don't think they trust my human catapult."
"I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends he's had Shortly after attempting to do so, he fell asleep."
"I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal ""Rewards Dagger"" that gets me a discount everywhere."
"Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama."
"UPS, FedEx, and DHL trucks should play a jingle like ice cream trucks so we know when our packages are coming."
"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
"Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves. It didn't protect against deadly rays."
"If you men have your Movember, then us ladies should have our own.. Vajanuary."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""