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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."

"*whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby"

"Did you know Hitler's father was a cobbler? He made Jews."

"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."

"How come my wife can't hold her bladder for more than three hours but she can hold a grudge for fourteen years?"

"all right class welcome to Intro to Sitting 101. everyone have a seat. *confused whispering among class*"

"Here's a joke My life"

"I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said ""Yes!"". I said ""Good, because I'm breaking up with you."""

"What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? A conductor."