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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a table, and a chair, and a bed..."

"A friend was showing me around his house... Friend: ""So this is our master bed room..."" Me: ""...You guys have a masturbate room?"""

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"Reddit censorship is getting out of hand [removed]"

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"Holy shit, FREE BANANAS at Walmart if you walk around eating them while you shop!"

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven is a registered six offender."