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Joke of the Day
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"
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"*on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster"
"Jokes: ELI5-Pedophile"
"H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?"
"I learned 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' but some words are WEIRD."
"Dayum girl are you a dell notebook? Because you set my dick on fire when you stay on my lap."
"What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session? The next hour is free."
"What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones? White Mail Privilege"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"