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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part about a prostitute dying in the middle of your session? The next hour is free."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? For public transportation."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."

"So my great-grandpa died at Auschwitz.... An overused joke fell on top of him and crushed him."

"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"

"Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse"

"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house."

"How is a Ska band the opposite of a rhinocerus? Horns in the back Asshole up front."