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Joke of the Day
"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"
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"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."
"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"
"What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room? A full set of teeth"
"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."
"you read this wrong"
"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"
"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."