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Joke of the Day

"What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill? The penguin who pushed him!"

"A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey! We don't serve robots in here."" The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, ""Oh, you will... Someday, you will."""

"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."

"Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit? He was just being tempuramental."

"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."

"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"

"funny My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys."

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."